...AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE THA REAL THANG,BABY......AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE THA REAL THING

DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES....
(HE GOT FED ....I SWEAR.... )

THIS KID QUACKS ME UP!

THE VOTES HAVE BEEN TALLIED AND THE RESULTS ARE IN, WE HAVE A WINNER OF "REED THIS'S" FIRST "DUCK FACE" PHOTO CONTEST....AND THE WINNER IS....NONE OTHER THAN THE FOUNDER,CEO AND INSPIRATION OF 'REED THIS'...'REED THIS'S OWN ...REED PARKER...HATS OFF...GOOD JOB BUDDY!

CONGRATS TO RUNNER UP REED TERRY.

...he is sooo FUNNY....!

OHMYGOSH, REED JUST DID THE CUTEST THING.

I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT, I HAVE NO PICTURES, OR VIDEO OF IT BUT MAN WAS IT GREAT...

I CANT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT EXACTLY IT WAS OR IF ANYTHING ACTUALLY HAPPPENED AT ALL, BUT I JUST HAD TO BLOG ABOUT IT...

STAY TUNED......

REED SHOWS PROMISE IN NEW VOCATION, THE TONSORIAL ARTS

WELL, REED GOT A HOLD OF THE OL' CLIPPERS (OR, "CLIPPAS" AS US NEW YAWKAS CALL EM) WHILE DAD WAS NAPPING AND ...WELL....

HE GAVE ME A CRAPPY HAIRCUT ,ALRIGHT ...THERE I SAID IT!

I MEAN YOU WANT TO ENCOURAGE YOUR KIDS BUT COME ON!

PEOPLE ON THE STREET ARE CALLING ME THE ADULT VERSION OF "DOODOO HEAD", KIDS ARE CALLING ME THE KIDS VERSION OF "DOODOO HEAD"...."DOODOO HEAD".

IT'S NOT LIKE I DIDN'T ALREADY HAVE ALOT OF CRAP ON MY MIND..NOW THIS JUST ADDS TO IT...

I MEAN I'VE HEARD OF "BOWL CUTS" , BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS...

I GUESS I SHOULDN'T LET IT GET TO MY HEAD,... WHO KNOWS MAYBE THIS CUT WILL CATCH ON AND START A MOVEMENT

THIS JUST IN: NEW YORK RESIDENT CELEBRATES MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY BY TURNING 40 WEEKS OLD, FILM AT 11:00,.... BACK TO YOU SMORGASBLOG

REED HAS MANY HOBBYS.

THIS MONDAY, JUNE 25,2007, HE WILL BE 40 WEEKS YOUNG.(280 DAYS--GOOD JOB CHEEKUS).

IT WILL ALSO BE HIS MOTHERS DATE OF BIRTH.

THIS IS REED.
HE WAS BORN SEPTEMBER 25, 2006.
WE CALL HIM DOODOO BOY.
THIS IS HIS BLOG.